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!!attention surferz!!
all sites listed bellow unfortunatly but obviously were not made by me so dont bother askin me about them.
also dont take offence from anything that comes up from them. if u wanna add a link, email it me n ill chek it, see if its decent n post it.
also any jehovahs witnesses pleez turn bak now. :P u wont b amused.
keep smiling!

i jus thought id stick a completely irrelevant pic on ere too ^_^

FoB eM OfF's
hotmail rip off bill gatez n take advantage of his free email accounts. HE WILL B ASSASINATED! ><
Lycos send n receive free txts online for free. thats right, ur sucker's lycos :D
ask jeevz mmhmm, they say "ask" but technically he cant refuse to do it can he? get him to do all the searchin for ya!
fonetastic free ringtones, logo's n sms. wow wot more cud we want? free fonez mayb! >< who can get their chat workin? i cant dammit!

personal fav'z
rotten or rotting? i oono look at demented pics of seriously fat cats to snow"ballz" XD
the funky squirrel! watch dat funky squirrel! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
banana flavoured peanut butter? oooh watch that food shake it's bootay! :P
weasel circus X.x funny funny website ^_^ i want a burp o gram for my b-day :P
im not quite sure :S y duncha chek it out O.o
random? u must see this for urself!
hippo sex? full on views of hippo's gettin it on X.x scaryness
most awesome page online! my gawd! u ALL hav to go here! its jus well brain rottingly shocking! its amazing!
sick n soft! come ere if ur lookin for a free screen mate, or a funny application for ur comp. u can even turn ur screen upside down! :O