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hello..and welcome to one of my favourite sections :) yes ive decided to bless u with the fruits of my tree..i mean brain :S
Here u can get all the insults u want..jus for those dayz where every1 gets on ur bits ^_^
okie heres a selection of sum of my favourites :P
Stuff NOT to say to a dude unless in extreme conditions..resulting to this material cud hav severe consequences..OoOo ;)
x U fell out of an ugly tree n hit every branch on the way down.
x uh oh couple of clownz short of a circus arent we?
x wen they made u they broke the mould..sum of it grew bak.
x u look familiar, did i disect u in biology?
x wen i want ur oppinion, ill give it to u.
x hav a drink wit u?! id rather suture my own boils!
x did the aliens forget to remove ur anal probe?
x wotever look u were goin 4 u missed
x are those ur eye ballz? i found them in my cleavage
x im not ur type, im not inflatable
x did i mention the kick in the groin ull b receiving if u touch me?
x u look like shit, iz that the style now?
x ur so ugly, they printed ur face on airline sick bagz
x ur one of those bad thingz that happen to good peeple arent u?
x im not ur type...i hav a pulse :)
x yes, it looks like a willy, but smaller.
x go out wit u? how bout never? iz never gud for u?
x im already visualizing the duct tape ova ur mouth
x u sound reasonable..time to increase the medication
x _ _ _ _ iz a man of few wordz..but now few enuff
x are u usually this stupid or are u havin a blond momoent?
x wow uve been hit really hard with an ugly stick..
x iz that a goatie or has a bird jus crapped on ur chin?
x i dont hate myself enuff to go out wit u.
x i like u..but then i never hav had any taste..
x go on i kno u like me, i can see ur tail waggin ;)
x use ur brain..its the lil thingz that count
x if ignorance iz a bliss, y arent u happy?
x ive never seen anything as ugly as u without payin admission
x ull never make who's who but ull definatly make what's that.
x ive had a lot to drink..ur beginin to look human!
Dazzle ur friends wit ur intellect :P
@ look at her..living proof that the care in the community doesnt work.
@ as an outsider, how do u view the human race?
@ i like children too..shall we swop recipies?
@ im tryin to imagine u wit a personality..nope cant do it
@ how many times do i hav to flush b4 u go away?!
@ i never forget a face..n i can remember both of urs.
@ nice perfume. must u marinate in it?
@ too many freaks, not enuff circuses.
@ chaos, panic n disorder- my work ere iz dun.
@ mummy i want to b a neurotic bitch jus like u.
@ how do i set a laser pointer to stun?
@ if i sed anything to offend u it woz purely intentional.
@ gene police! GET OUT OF THE POOL!
@ wot a pretty maternity dress...ur not..o well..
@ i used to b schizophrenic, but we're okie now :)
@ im multi talented, i can talk AND piss u off at the same time ^_^
@ i heard u had a thought once but it died of loneliness.
@ uve got a personality of a wet wick on bonfire nite.
@ im out of my mind. but feel free to leave a msg.
@ wot am i? fly paper 4 freakz?!
@ ur depriving a village sumwhere of an idiot!
@ nice gurl...if she had two more legs she cud star in a western.
@ nice gurl..face like a cobblers thumb :)
@ she gotz the face of a saint..a st bernard!
@ taste? ive seen crab dressed better.
@ her face bears the imprint of the last man that sat on it.
For ur information...
Most insults displayed on this page were stolen from "the little book of abuse" by JAsmine Birtles. i jus thought that she deserved sum of da credit.
:) gud insults tho arent they.
hey this iz wots written about her...
she iz dangerous, psychopathic and enjoys small kittens. she waz once arrested at the moulin rouge nightclub over an incident involving three ping pong ballz n a length of rubber tubing. she was charged under act three, paragraph four of "the mousetrap" and woz sentenced to 400 hours of community service as a cellist in the bbc symphony orchestra. she has an irrational fear of radishes and if placed in a nursery garden will attack at random. She was once found in a counrty lane..staring wildly and brandishing a shot gun and hand-wirtten sign which read "pick ur own- go on, try! just try!" O.o
She iz wanted in 17 different countries for prune-trafficking and obtaining cheese with menaces.