stuff thats annoyz me...
xPeeple who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is mate, where the hell iz yourz? Do I point @ my crotch when I ask where the bathroom iz?

xPeople who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the Teevee remote because they refuse to walk to the Teevee and change the channel manually.

xWen people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. Wot gud is a damn cake if you can't eat it? Wot, should I eat some1 else's cake instead?

xWhen people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dickweed, I paid £3.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

xWhen people say "Life is short." Wot the hell?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever duz!! Wot? Are they going to do something tha'z longer?
xPeeple who ask "Can I ask u a question?" Din't really gimme a choice there, did ya like?

xWen u watch action movies n the dude gets pulled ova coz hes speedin n the cop goes "how fast were u goin bak there buddy?" wot a dumbass! he shud know, the stupid shit break, hes the one who pulled the dude over! duh! wot a div!